i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


my favourite thing is that the stupid boys were like ‘haha fat mac should wear these stupid tommy bahama shirts’ and then rob put it on and he was like ‘shit guys this is really comfortable’ and glenn and charlie were like ‘shit really?’ and now they all own tommy bahama shirts

i'm probably watching netflix at any given moment

dennis reynolds *does seductive macarena*
linda belcher voice *all right* bob belcher voice *oh god*
all i wanna do is *owls hooting* and a *people screaming* and a watch twin peaks
cheer up beautiful people